- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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