- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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