- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

What's red and can sing? Elmo

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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