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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

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