- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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