What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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