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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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