Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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what is red white and blue? the french flag

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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antijoke is the best website.

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

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why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

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Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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