What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Guess What??? Ur Murr

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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