What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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