A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Once there was a girl named Andrea

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

Poker? I barely even know her.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

What's funny? Women's rights.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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