What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

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whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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