Women's Rights.

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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Anti Joke

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