- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

Asian women drivers...

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

Blacks

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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