Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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alert('The Game')

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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