- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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