- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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