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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

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