Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

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