- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

tea with milk?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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