A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

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Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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