Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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Hello penis

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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well use a tissue!

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

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Anti Joke

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