- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Apple hates Blackberry.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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