- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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