What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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well use a tissue!

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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