- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Amanda Knox walks home free.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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