- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

knock knock i have diarrhea

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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