knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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