- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

i like turtles

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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