BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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