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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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