- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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