What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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Knock-Knock Come in! ...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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whats 2+2? 4

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