- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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