- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

steven hawking walks into a bar

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

what are you mike bibby?

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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