- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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