Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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how man

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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