why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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how man

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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