- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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