- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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