- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

whats brown and sticky? Doody

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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