- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

Why did the baby fall off the swing? It had no arms or legs. Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in the face.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

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