- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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