Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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