- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Black people having a Job.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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