Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

I <3 Hitler

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

Guess What??? Ur Murr

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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