How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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