What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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12/23/2012

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Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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