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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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