- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

What hurts like hell? HELL

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

What is your name? My name is Jeff

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