Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

knock knock come in !

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Knock Knock No solicitors

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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