- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Chuck Norris.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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