- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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