- Anti Joke

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.