- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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