- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Poop

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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