- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

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