- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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