What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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hello anomonous

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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