- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

You are joking right?

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Alchohol.

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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