Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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