A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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