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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

A American seeking into mexico

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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