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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

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