what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

^ That's not even funny ^

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

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