A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

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What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

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where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

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What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

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Get Outta Here We're Closed!

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

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What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

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whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

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Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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