- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

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