tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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