Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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What's 9+10? 19

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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What is the best joke ever? 1D

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What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

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why couldn't jimmy play on the swings at recess.. Because he's been dead for 5 years

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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