- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats 1+1? window!

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

What did the boy reading a book do? Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??