- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

you give like i give lomain

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

A lot eh?

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

He--Hey guys

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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