- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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