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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

i like turtles

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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