"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

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There was a scientist that was doing a social experiment with mothers and their children. The name of first kid was named candy because it was her mothers favourite thing. The second kid name was rose because it was her mothers Favourite thing. The last mother knew what was happening and said to her son "Come on Dick".

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blond are all stuck on an island 100 miles away from the nearest civilization with no resources. After 2 weeks, they decide that no one is going to save them and they have to swim for it. The brunette swims 25 miles and then gets eaten by sharks. The redhead swims 75 miles and then drowns. The blond swims 99 miles but got tired, so she swam back.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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