- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

I forgot what i was gonna say

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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