How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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like most people my age. im 27

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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