What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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