T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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read this sentence again.

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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