Why? Why not?

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge asked "Mum, why is my name Fridge?" to which she replied "Because you deserve to be in one."

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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no.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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Yeah, "master hypnotists" (and do not even get me started on hypnotherapists, they completely suck!) keep claiming that you need to keep up to date with the "constantly developing art of hypnosis" The thing is though, that hypnosis does not develop itself, people develop it further, and when the key ingredient is actually believing things under a certain state, you can do anything, even slow the passage of time to a halt. Once I tried that, I was disappointed when I figured out that it did not work, so I went shopping (for groceries), then realized that no time had passed at all, sounds like bullshit, and yeah I wont be trying that again anytime soon, lucid dreaming is good enough, you can spend hours and hours in a lucid dream state, days, and then wake up and figure out you slept like two hours or something.

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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