Why are you gay? Because ***** you

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

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Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

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About numbers, it was 180 mg of valium... And I am going to live becausepeople got there in time, my heart never stopped because luck, the doc was only making a joke about me "having ingested enough valium to die at least twice". Sanders, I just got your girlfriend to agree to a threesome, if my banana ever wakes up again, AND WHEN... Thou areth forgiven, btw I sent him a picture of Line`s unshaved vagina, and a note stating: U recognize this? Find out more on horsehead network! Meh His name is Anders something Chattington, yeah for all that know him, guess whose finger is on her unshaven... Yeah, maybe you should not have messed with a guy that can have ANYONE. Ps: Then its your mother, then your sister which is 17 (and pretty 16 is legal here so fuck you Chatty!) and then I SHALL STRIKE THY WITH THE VENGEANCE OF A THOUSAND SUNS! Because you are forgiven, which I cant even remember what means, I mean I know I am typing my experiences here, but thats only because I remember by muscle memory where the buttons are, said the doctor... I can still play Snes emulators... Not, because my numb fingers cant click anything and Line is gone. I TOUCHED HER ALREADY YA KNO! YOU SAW THE PIC, My skin is tan, and... well you know she is here... The best part? She is totally okay with you knowing, sayonara pal, id watch the "fluor" in your mothers pussy the next time you eat it!

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

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What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

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Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

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u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

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