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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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