Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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