Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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Brain fart

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