what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

We found a cure for cancer. Death

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Brain fart

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Women deserve equal rights.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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