What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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knock knock? come in

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monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

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how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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