- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

What has two legs? Half a cat

A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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