- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

I have cancer. And you're next.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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