- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

Did you know? . You already know!

Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

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