- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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