Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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