- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Urban ghettos

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Want to hear a joke? No.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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