- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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