why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Albino African Americans

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

what do you call a black chef glendon

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

VITAMIN C!

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

John Cena for president

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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