How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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