- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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