- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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