- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

123 f*ck off

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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