- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

Ain't idn't a word.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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