two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

there once was a black man who played basketball

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

pull my finger (farts)

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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