- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Obama lin Baden.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Good job, son.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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