- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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