- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

There's my tractor.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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