- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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