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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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