- Anti Joke

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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