- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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