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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

A guy takes out his club and hits a baby seal with a fine for $50 for littering and threatens to smash the seal's favorite ceramic figurine with the club if he doesn't pay the fine. The man is a park ranger and takes littering very seriously.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

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