- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Nickelback.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

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