Knock Knock Who's There Seventeen Thirty Eight I'm like hey what's up hello Seen yo pretty ass soon as you came in that door I just wanna chill, got a sack for us to roll Married to the money, introduced her to my stove Showed her how to whip it, now she remixin' for low She my trap queen, let her hit the bando We be countin' up, watch how far them bands go We just set a goal, talkin' matchin' Lambos Got 56 a gram, prob' a 100 grams though Man, I swear I love her how she work the damn pole Hit the strip club, we be letting bands go Everybody hating, we just call them fans though In love with the money, I ain't never letting go And I get high with my baby (baby) I just left the mall, I'm getting fly with my baby, yeah

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So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

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Q: What did hitler say to his generals? a: In a circumstance as the one we have found ourselves in. Eliminating our most threatening of enemies would be very logical. Unless they were of the superior race therefore, it may be frowned apon by our low ranked comrades. Causing another assasionation attempt on myself. So in conclusion I believe eliminating a rich and intelligent race far more superior than our own, would be the best way to go. So collect the Jews of Warsaw and we might have a chance.

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Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

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what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

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A man walks into a bar, little did he know it was a gay bar and a few of the regulars were drinking and got overly aggressive the unaware man was then forced into the bathroom and raped by the aggressive gay lovers

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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I? Everett

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Tunechi

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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