- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

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