- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Why? Why not?

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Neither did she.

Faithful men.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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