- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

I have an idea! You leave.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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