- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Who is Dank? A: Billal

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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