- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

What do you call a black man at school the janitor

Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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