Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What is pink and gets wet a tounge

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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