Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

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What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

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Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

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So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

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What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

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What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

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A stripper walks into a bar, she proceeds to cry because she's an alcoholic and a stripper. Meanwhile, her 3 children sit at home hungry. She then goes home, and grabs her gun and shoots her children, then shoots herself. Bucket.

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Fat? Jesse Z

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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A drunk guy walks into a car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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