What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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