- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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