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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

Why do fat people commit suicide

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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