- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

A gay man watches football.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Everybody will die

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

No your aunties a joke

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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