- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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