- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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