- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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