Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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Knock knock.

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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