Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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