A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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