My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...