How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Two baby seals walk into a club.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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