What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

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What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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