- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

i wonder who made this website? a human

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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