- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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