Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Women's Rights.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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