- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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