Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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WNBA

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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