- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

what do you call your mama at the gas station

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

I C U P White stuff

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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