Justin Bieber.

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What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

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what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

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Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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