- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

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