Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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