- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

No your aunties a joke

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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