- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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