- Anti Joke

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

bite me

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

hi penis ham telephone

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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