- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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