Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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