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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

How old is victor? Half past dead

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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