- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

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