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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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