- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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