what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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