- Anti Joke

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

cancer

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

You having friends.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

i dont fisish anythi

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..