What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

here's a joke... the american education society

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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