- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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