What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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aodhan hearty

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What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

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How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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