What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

I have an idea! You leave.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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