- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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