- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

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