a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Anti Joke

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