- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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