- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Poker? I barely even know her.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

A seal walks into a club.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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