Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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