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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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