- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

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