How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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