- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

Why did the baby fall off the swing? It had no arms or legs. Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in the face.

Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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