- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Yes

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

What is the difference?

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

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