- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i like turtles

What is your name? My name is Jeff

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

YOU

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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