What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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I have an idea! You leave.

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Whats worse than suicide? death

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Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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How do you make the general public confused? ...

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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