- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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