- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a kane nothing

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

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