- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Women's professional sports

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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