- Anti Joke

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you ABeepSSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! slams door Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh