- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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