- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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