- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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