- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

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Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

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