- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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