- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

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