- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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