- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

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