Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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What stops a train? A missile

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A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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Why did the man die? He was old.

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what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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