Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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Kid: "Tell me about when you were young, Grandpa." Grandpa: "Oh, sonny, those were crazy times. My friends and I were out of control. We used to give each other wet-willies and funny arm. We'd play dandy-balls and legs-a-spread and penis-butt." Kid: "Sounds kind of gay, Grandpa. " Grandpa: "It was gay. Everyone was. But, back then, we were called pole-fancies. It was real, good old-fashioned "grab the nearest tree and hold on for dear life" gay, not today's fancy, featherbed, thread-count gay. People got hurt back then! Kid "That's gay." Grandpa: "Yeah, it was pretty gay "

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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