Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. John runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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star wars kid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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