- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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